Welcome to Hotel Kristi. This hotel is a paradise destination for tiny people, such as yourself. Let me explain some of the hotel’s features and show you around a bit before check in.
Hmmm… let’s see. Hotel Kristi is the premier “Vorecation” destination. Shrunken people from all over the world choose us for their final… ahem… their first choice. We have a gorgeously well maintained exterior as well as exterior.
Infact, we were voted most scenic hotel of 2017 and 2018. We have a free complimentary “bath” for each visitor upon check in and the dining experience is all inclusive.
Once you have enjoyed your meal and digestion… oops, I mean, your meal and after dinner activities, each guest is free to enjoy the hotel swimming pool upon exit!